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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and
collided with a tree I don't have.
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The other car collided with mine without giving
warning of its intent.
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I collided with a stationary truck coming the
other way.
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In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a
telephone pole.
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I had been shopping for plants all day and was
on my way home. As I reached an intersection,
a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I
did not see the other car.
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I had been driving for forty years when I fell
asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end
trouble when my universal joint gave way
causing me to have an accident.
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My car was legally parked as it backed into the
other vehicle.
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As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly
appeared in a place where no sign had ever
appeared before, I was unable to stop in time
to avoid the accident.
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I told the police I was not injured, but upon
removing my hair, I found that I had a
fractured skull.
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I was sure the old fellow would never make it
to the other side of the road when I struck
him.
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I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as
he bounced off the hood of my car.
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The indirect cause of the accident was a little
guy in a small car with a big mouth.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road,
and was later found in a ditch by some stray
cows.
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
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I thought my window was down, but I found out it
was up when I put my head through it.
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front,
I struck the pedestrian.
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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a
number of times before I hit him.
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The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so
I ran over him.
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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my
car and vanished.
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A truck backed through my windshield into my
wife's face.
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced
at my mother-in-law, and headed over the
embankment.
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The other man changed his mind so I had to run over him
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